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I love Sherlock.

Sherlock Holmes: There you go, you see? You were right.

John WatsonI was right? Right about what?

Sherlock Holmes: The police don’t consult amateurs.[Long beat.]

John Watson[slowly, grudgingly.] That was amazing.

Sherlock Holmes[deadpan] You think so?

John Watson: Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite… extraordinary.

Sherlock Holmes: That’s not what people normally say.

John Watson: What do people normally say?

Sherlock Holmes: “Piss off!”